Rules

CAMERA POLICY:
Cameras, recording devices, and cell phone cameras are not allowed in the meeting areas or common areas when the group is present. Cameras should only be used in private and with permission from the parties involved.

PRIVACY POLICY:
Respect the privacy of attendees. Do not share anyone's personal information with anyone. Keep it to yourself.

SMOKING:
The event is non-smoking. If you smoke, please do so outside and away from the others.

ALCOHOL:
The event is BYOB. Please, drink responsibly.

DISCRETION:
They say discretion is the better part of valor. Be aware at all times that other guests of the hotel may not share our interests and may even frown upon our proclivities. Please, practice the utmost diplomacy at all times, especially when wandering the halls of the hotel from room to room. Dress, speak, and act discreetly.

CONSEQUENCES:
Failure to follow event rules will result in expulsion from the area. For example, if you bring a camera into the hospitality suite, you will be asked to leave. If you streak through the halls nude, yelling, "I need an enema, stat!" at the top of your lungs, we will all tackle you, tie an anchor to your leg, and throw you in the drink, where you'll sink to the bottom of Lake Michigan, and spend eternity rotting in Davy Jones' Locker.

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